he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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