Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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