I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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