i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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