You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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