Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She's just so happy...and so naked.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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