The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
