The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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