well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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