Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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