Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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