i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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