Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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