wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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