Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
