There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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