Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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