based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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