Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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