no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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