Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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