let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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