Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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