I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Randomize
