You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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