it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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