What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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