I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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