Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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