Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
