Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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