Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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