so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
