Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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