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you win
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I didn't shave. On purpose
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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