If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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