Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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