all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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