god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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