At least make sure they are 18
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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