Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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