he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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