awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How does it feel to date your dad?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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