okay pat passed out under dana's car
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
