"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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