I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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