Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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