I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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