Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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