wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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