And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize
